More from About 1996

When at the studio about a year ago, Carl received a call from a man named Bill Roberts who had heard of Carl, we don’t know how. He wanted photos taken of his karate students and his studio. Carl invited him to studio to consult on project. Bill & Carl got friendly, but not too friendly, and Bill ended up bringing his good bud Rudy over one night when I was at the studio with Carl. I helped hostess the pair while Carl took portraits of them. I did not think much of them. They appeared to be young undisciplined men whose main goal in life is to hunt pussy. In fact, they repeatedly invited Carl to go hunt with them reasoning that he could say he is a talent agent and they’d all get over on women because of it. Carl did not participate, but Bill and Rudy emphasized how stupid women are for believing the completely bogus lies they would tell to get the women into bed. They were disdainful of all women because all of them are so stupid.

You are about to see these two men DEFINE stupid.

Anyway, Carl took the pictures and Rudy flirted with me, and Bill was more respectful, but still gawked at me because, well lets face it, I’m female, and that seems the only criterion.

There were other studio visits that I was not present for. During one, Bill brought a middle aged woman and a homeless teenager whom the woman was helping out. They invited Carl to go out partying with them, but he declined. The woman ostensibly was going to let Sarah, the teenager, stay at her house since Sarah had been booted out of wherever she had called home, as she was penniless and lost. She is also dark-haired, slender and petite, with the face of an angel and the IQ of a paper clip.

A short time later, Bill called and reported to Carl that the woman had become tired of Sarah and had kicked her out. Since Bill was the only one Sarah claimed to know, she called him and begged for help.

Sarah ended up staying at Bill’s karate studio, and I do mean staying. He locked her in when he left for the day and only let her out when he came back in the evening to have sex with her. Not to be controlled, Sarah welcomed Rudy daily. Rudy climbed through the one unlocked window to get in to have sex with Sarah also. Sarah told Carl (whom she began phoning because she had nothing else to do) that it was real cool that she was getting over on Bill with Rudy. Later it was discovered that Bill and Rudy were laughing at her for being so stupid because, of course, Bill was sharing her with Rudy. She remained a prisoner and a sex slave until she became pregnant by Bill (probably, but who knows?) and he paid for her abortion. She promptly got pregnant again. Soon after, Bill tired of her and dumped her at the door of some woman in South St. Louis who helps out pregnant homeless teenagers.

Recently Sarah gave birth and Bill promised her and her aunt with whom she has just found a home, that he intends to take care of her and of the baby and see to it that they have everything they need. He also wants to be a good dad.

This, however, won’t transpire. Last week Bill and Rudy and a third man, Derek, I think, were arrested for having abducted a 27-year-old woman outside a night club in East St. Louis. They rendered her unconscious with a stun gun, took her to north St. Louis where they raped her and beat her. Evidently they raped her not only with their bodies, but an assortment of foreign objects. Jane Doe is very very messed up. These stupid bastards abducted her in her own car and then parked it over night in front of the home of one of them. They were all arrested the next day.

The newspaper said that Derek was the only one of the three who did not sexually assault Jane, but Bill told Sarah when he phoned her from jail that he was the one who had left her alone in that way. But he is in the trouble because it was his stun gun. His bond is $75,000. The bonds on the other two are $100,000 and $150,000. We don’t know if this is true or if Bill is lying to protect his image with Sarah. He’s that stupid.

Bill’s mom told Sarah that if he gets a really fantastic lawyer who will achieve the optimum possible plea bargain, Bill will only face 25 years in prison. We don’t know details, but Bill apparently admitted to Sarah or her aunt that they did things to this woman that were unspeakable.

I am very upset about this and have not been able to get it off my mind since I heard about it. Sarah’s aunt said to Carl, “I can’t believe I let this person in my home!” I can relate. I can’t believe I let him in my studio and sat there and chatted with him.

I do think this: The first earmark of unbridled stupidity was defined when these two knuckleheads revealed a disrespectful view of women. Whenever you allow yourself to believe that any woman is stupid for going to bed with you, then you must not think much of yourself, huh?

Add to that, if women are all stupid, especially ones that can be seduced, then you disable yourself. If you cut yourself off from the equity that women have in their intellects, dismissing them, and using them as holes, then you disable yourself. Surely there are some stupid women out there. Surely. But there are also stupid men, and these two are poster boys for that group.

I'm completely fine with these cretins spending 25 years or more in prison. The world can do without them. But I've learned a lot from this tale.